Ladies, this top dating joke is just that, a joke, don’t take it to heart. Men, this top dating joke is just that, a joke. The point I’m trying to make here is that men are wired for visual stimulus whether women like it or not, but that there is something that women can do about it.

Top Dating Joke For Men and Women

A man wanted to get married.
He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates.
He gives each woman a present of $5,000
and watches to see what they do
with the money.

The first does a total make-over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon,
gets her hair done, new make-up
and buys several new outfits,
then dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this
to be more attractive for him
because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him
so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the
stock market.
She’s crafty and earns several times the
$5,000.
She gives him back his $5,000
and reinvests the remainder
in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him
so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he’d given her.

Then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

So LoveJots’ moral of the top dating joke:

Women, feel good about yourself no matter the size of your boobs or how much money is in your bank account. Bestow upon your man (or the man you are searching for) with your finest inner qualities. Why? Well, in the end,…

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